Dear Weasyl Mainsite Admins,

I sent in an email, but incase it never got through (as it's been 10 days without a reply):

I'd like to offer my services, as a developer (especially of web-based service-oriented sites like this) and as a systems administrator and computer security consultant.

I know the frontend (HTML, JavaScript, CSS, etcetera) and the back (PHP, Python, Ruby) and some of the middleware (Apache, memcached) as well as popular database software (PostgreSQL, MySQL). What I don't currently know, I can learn fast.

I'm good at increasing efficiency, creating and maintaining scalable systems and finding huge gaping AND/OR tiny sneaky holes in your code. And I can patch them, too.

I'm offering my time and skill, free of charge

So, are you interested?