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    Quote Originally Posted by Damian View Post
    Pfft, Osiris. Seth is the one that had him killed and chopped to itty bitty pieces. Clearly he is the better god :v
    And yet Set can't be arsed to actually be useful outside of helping to kill Apep. At least Osiris came back and became a harvest god.

    I mean really. Set got tricked into eating lettuce laced with Horus' semen. What kind of "better" are we talking about here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenladymonster View Post
    and yet set can't be arsed to actually be useful outside of helping to kill apep. At least osiris came back and became a harvest god.

    I mean really. Set got tricked into eating lettuce laced with horus' semen. What kind of "better" are we talking about here?
    Get too close to the sun?
    Get burned!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenLadyMonster View Post
    And yet Set can't be arsed to actually be useful outside of helping to kill Apep. At least Osiris came back and became a harvest god.

    I mean really. Set got tricked into eating lettuce laced with Horus' semen. What kind of "better" are we talking about here?
    Hey, HEY

    It is perfectly reasonable to mistake semen as salad dressing. I mean, isn't that what Ranch dressing is anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damian View Post
    Hey, HEY

    It is perfectly reasonable to mistake semen as salad dressing. I mean, isn't that what Ranch dressing is anyway?
    Pfah, goodness I almost choked on my popcorn when I read that. I'll acquiesce that point, but Set still deserved it.

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    I dunno I think he's da balm
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    I laughed harder than I should have at that.

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    Don't feel bad. I'm the Bast at god-like puns. To claim otherwise would be living in de Nile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damian View Post
    Don't feel bad. I'm the Bast at god-like puns. To claim otherwise would be living in de Nile
    You had me smiling at Bast, but then you went for the Nile joke and made me Sobek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilvor View Post
    You had me smiling at Bast, but then you went for the Nile joke and made me Sobek.
    What Chu Ptah-king about? Thoth's are quality puns you Nut.
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