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    WTB Vae's productivity. 5k gold. PST!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hewge View Post
    WTB Vae's productivity. 5k gold. PST!
    Give me better art skill, and I will trade you my productivity.

    Quality > quantity.
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    There's a TV program here called "Inside the Bears". If one of the presenters on the preceding news segment ever gets fed up with his or her job, it will truly be the greatest day in television history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onnes View Post
    There's a TV program here called "Inside the Bears". If one of the presenters on the preceding news segment ever gets fed up with his or her job, it will truly be the greatest day in television history.
    I read that as "Inside the Bras" at first thanks to the community.

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    Man do I really suck at battlefield 4!

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    Man do I really suck at battlefield 4!
    Aw, Battlefield got you down? Then let me tell you the story of the inept tester.

    Once upon a time, there was a company called EA, and they held an event at PAX (at least I think it was pax) showing off a level of Battlefield 4. In order to have enough people to play against the people there, they called in game testers that worked for them over the weekend in order to fill out the teams.

    Now with most testers, some of them may not know how to play Battlefield, but they will try their darnedest to be as cool as possible in order to get a good rep. One way to be cool, is to take the point on the collapsible building before it..well...collapses. The fastest way there, of course, is using a helicopter that spawns near your team point, and parachuting in.

    The tester who tried this, on this particularly fateful day, managed to get at least step one of the plan, got a helicopter, several other people in the helicopter, and was making it to the building. However, their calculations were the tiniest bit off, and the Tester managed to kill the developers showing off the game, collapsed the building with the helicopter, and crashed it down with several people inside in one fell swoop, as they hung in the air, parachute a floating.

    The Tester later fell to their death in-game. And that's when I learned that I CANNOT play battlefield well.

    Remember this tale; You may be bad, but you aren't developer killing while showing off their game bad.
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    I wish I had a video or picture to show how I am when I draw!

    Anyone got a GIF of a person just crying? :v

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    I thought the security alarm was going to go off (it has a 30 second beep, even if someone breaks in technically.. which is asinine but I digress), so I got all nervous until I bravely opened the curtains and realized the sun was starting to come up, and the goddamn birds outside sounded just like the alarm system.

    Welp, there's my idiot moment of the day.

 

 

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