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    "Get off my keyboard."
    "MY LAPTOP IS NOT A BED SALEM~!"
    God dam it... >__<

    (Ever tried playing a game on steam and suddenly a fat cat wants to sit on your keyboard welcome to my life.)

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    "Pesky cat!"
    This is something I say quite often, mostly to my sister's two cats x3
    My cat is wonderful, of course ;3

    Every once in a while I like to practice speaking Japanese to my cat, when no one is around. I say things like
    "Here is your cat food", "you are cute, you know?", or "dinner is late today, sorry". x3

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    "No, Soup! DonT LICK THAT BLEACH SOAKED CLOTH."

    I s2g she licks everything; counters, walls, people, the pizza I ordered a week ago -_-

    I've probably also said "Be nice" to all three cats today. Soup and Koi still don't get along well and the kitten plays too rough with both of 'em.

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    I haven't seen my cat in half an hour, however I caught my sister's cat stealing my cat's (special) food, and I might have tossed a swear at him. He knows damn well he's not allowed in that room... He doesn't listen to me either, my sister tends to correct him by shouting - in the kind of voice that I don't have, and additionally I really dislike screaming, it hurts my throat.

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    "Cat, your butt is right where my hand needs to be!"
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    I haven't said anything, but I sure as hell kicked it! that'll teach it to sit where it shouldn't, cat butt is the last thing I needed there!

    Just kidding, I don't have a cat.

    Anymore.

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    *cat lays on tv remote*
    Me: I will punch you if you don't get off. *clenches fist* You ever seen a fist this big? I would destroy you
    Cat: zzzzzz

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    "Carmine please don't eat the bird."

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    I have this really odd habit of saying "moop" to my cat. Just booped her nose and said it. I honestly don't remember how I got into the habit of saying it. :'D

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    I usually have to convince my cat into not dipping his paws in food colouring. I'll be icing a cake and he will come along and dip his little paws in. It's funny though because it stains his fur so he will have coloured paws for about a week. He's had just about every colour under the sun. The vet is convinced he's a little artist trapped in a cats body.

 

 

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