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    I usually try to avoid fights, but when you press me enough IRL, it's possible you will reveal my nasty side.

    What I've done:
    - Dragged someone down the stairs with me when they tried to push me down, ending up hanging onto the handrail as they fell to their doom.
    - Threw a ham sandwich covered in mayo at a guy who thought it would be okay to call my best friend a dyke and say that I dressed like a reject.
    - Got into a scuffle with a sax player in band because they said a racial slur toward my friend. I ended up breaking their keys and narrowly avoiding having to pay for it. In turn, though, they dented my flute.
    - Wrote "DINGUS" in sharpie on my dad's forehead while he was sleeping.


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    Illegal things that are frowned upon in society.
    Last edited by Kasune; 10-04-2012 at 09:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasune View Post
    - Wrote "DINGUS" in sharpie on my dad's forehead while he was sleeping.
    This one is both awesome and lame at the same time. I approve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thestory View Post
    This one is both awesome and lame at the same time. I approve.
    Lol, thank you. I would have written something more offensive but I was a lot younger at the time and certainly did not want to get grounded.

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    The first thing that comes to mind for me:

    I've thought what would happen if I kicked a pregnant woman in the belly. I'm pretty positive the outcome would have been a lawsuit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uini View Post
    The first thing that comes to mind for me:

    I've thought what would happen if I kicked a pregnant woman in the belly. I'm pretty positive the outcome would have been a lawsuit.
    Would have been doing her significant other a favor

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    I once got two guys to fight over me...while promising them that who ever made me happiest would get to be with me.

    This was in middle school or something.

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    I download music, video games, movies, and other digital media without paying for them.

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    I beat someone's ass with a hockey stick in 6th grade PE.

    No regrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratte View Post
    I beat someone's ass with a hockey stick in 6th grade PE.

    No regrets.
    Sounds like you'd be good at hockey :B

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    During middle school my best friends where really into the bloody mary curse so they decided t try it in the school change rooms but I hung back by the door and when they finished their chanting I flicked the lights off on them and hilarity ensued.

    Also I snuck into the boys washroom in high school during classes and covered the urinals with see through cling wrap and got all the guys in the school in trouble after a few of them from various grades decided it was cool to stick dirty condoms on all the girls locker locks <__>

 

 

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