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    Not exactly someone saying something, but when I was walking out of a Walmart, some guy was approaching me from the opposite direction. I move off to the side, but then he just abruptly stops, stares at me with these massive bloodshot eyes and just stands there as though I'm someone he's seen before. His facial expression is similar to that of someone in utter shock; he becomes frigid, and I just look back at him with this sort "What do you want?" look on my face.

    Very odd night that was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digitalpotato View Post
    My Subway rants are legendary.

    Seriously, you wouldn't believe just how stupid these people are.
    Okay maybe you're the best person to ask this about

    a little bit ago I visited the states and ordered the usual sub I get because I was in the train terminal a while and because it was so late subway was the only store that was open

    so I went in and ordered what I usually get, a veg. sub on flatbread toasted with swiss cheese and at the end of the order I said "and subsauce :3"

    The guy puts chipotle on it???

    is that... normal? Is that what americans consider subsauce?

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    Was passing by the cashiers today and heard "I didn't get hired to smell things"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tybby View Post
    Okay maybe you're the best person to ask this about

    a little bit ago I visited the states and ordered the usual sub I get because I was in the train terminal a while and because it was so late subway was the only store that was open

    so I went in and ordered what I usually get, a veg. sub on flatbread toasted with swiss cheese and at the end of the order I said "and subsauce :3"

    The guy puts chipotle on it???

    is that... normal? Is that what americans consider subsauce?

    No. That's b ecause we don't have "Sub Sauce". That's Quebec.

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    Not to go too off track but I thought you said "substance" and I was thinking "yeah they put stuff on your subs!" XD
    Last edited by QT Melon; 04-04-2014 at 03:21 PM.

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    I have a handful of friends who talk in their sleep (as well as I've done this a few times when exceptionally exhausted), and what they have to say never ceases to entertain.

    "You guys we have to get out of here, there are cameras and I'm really uncomfortable." - We were in a hotel during a convention, after his partner responded asking him what he meant, he mumbled and fell like a ton of bricks back to sleep.
    "Tell Tye not to worry, cause I put the grease in the tires."
    "Well I don't agree with that." - In the middle of the night, who they were responding to hadn't said anything to agree or disagree with.
    "We can't go down that trail, we might dig up some crocodiles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Digitalpotato View Post
    No. That's b ecause we don't have "Sub Sauce". That's Quebec.
    Yeah, I just bugged a friend of mine and apparently we only call it "sub sauce" in canada (it's italian dressing)

    but the dude should have at least asked me like why would someone come to the conclusion that I'd like pickles drizzled in chipotle it doesn't make sense

 

 

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