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    Kind of a reverse case, but try not to get wide-eyed when you get me talking to my friends about "that stingy priest not giving me Ass" and you don't play enough Ragnarok Online to understand the context. Happened yesterday. Fun~

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    My sister while being sky high: "I have no butthole."
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    Now he can have all the turkey with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing and tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce he wants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loafy View Post
    Today, waiting for the bus: "Still have no idea how it got in the horse".
    If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
         
       
    Now,
              let's go play, together...
       
    Together under the
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    I had a taxi cab driver approach me from the opposite side of the pump at a gas station after spying the Ankh around my neck and go in some insane raving about jews, the power scheme and They who are ruling us all (Illuminati or something?).

    Holy shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batty Krueger View Post
    When I have my Hawk spiked and people ask if I'm even native American in a snooty voice. I reply yes, my grand father on my dad's side was a native. That shutem up real quick.
    Because no other culture on the face of the earth has ever adopted that hairstyle, right? /sarcasm (even if they didn't call it a mohawk). I see people bitching about white people wearing dreadlocks, calling it "cultural appropriation". Never mind the fact that there were white people wearing dreads before the Rastafarians even EXISTED (the Celts were known to wear their hair in dreadlocks, and numerous European peoples have done so as well).

    People get way too wound up over hairstyles.

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    "I am trying to eat healthy so I will order a Ham sub."

    They then proceed to order "Ranch Sauce", and ask me to add extra "Ranch Sauce".

    Very healthy!


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    "I'm allergic to tomatoes, so can you not put tomatoes on my sub?"
    "We don't put them on anways, what kind of sandwich would you like?"
    "Spicy Italian - and I want some of your pizza sauce on it."


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    "I would like to have a Vee-gee Pay-t-why."
    "Excuse me?"
    "VEE-GEE!"
    "Fiji?"
    "VEE-GEE!"

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    Not to mention, lots of odd substitutions...

    -Espionage = Spinach
    -Salad = Lettuce
    -Cappucinos = Banana Peppers
    -Pepper o Seenos = Banana Peppers
    -Rinch = Ranch.
    -Grinch = Ranch
    -Haim Soob = Ham Sub
    -Sweet Honey = Sweet onion
    -Honey = Onion
    -Onion = Olive. [SERIOUSLY?]
    -"On the badge" = in the back.
    -Swice = Pepperjack
    Last edited by Digitalpotato; 04-02-2014 at 10:36 AM.

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    Co worker asked if we had any Vaseline in a napkin

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    I assume Digitalpotato works in a subway. I used to work in a supermarket deli that also make subs so I know all about the crazy things people will say when ordering a sandwich. I've repressed most of those memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrazenBull View Post
    I assume Digitalpotato works in a subway. I used to work in a supermarket deli that also make subs so I know all about the crazy things people will say when ordering a sandwich. I've repressed most of those memories.
    My Subway rants are legendary.

    Seriously, you wouldn't believe just how stupid these people are.

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    I work on a crisis line so Im kinda used to hearing unusual things.

    Besides the odd schizophrenic I see on outings I have had people say really weird shit to me when trying to "Flirt".

    I was wearing a rainbow hat waiting fro a pick up from the subway and this man (MUCH older then me....he could have been my dad) Came up to me asking "Are you gay?"

    I was like....what the fuck thats none of your business. Sexual orientation is no ones business unless they wanted to have sex with them. And in this case I DID NOT WANT.

    What I said was "Uhhh....I currently have a boyfriend.." You think he would have fucked off but he continues.

    "Oh. Whats your opinion on gay?"

    "Uh everyone has the right to love whoever.:

    "Oh Im a homophob."

    What the fuck. Like what do you want a fucking medal? Thats nothing to be proud of. He then tried to get close to me. Thankfully my brother came and I whipped outta there.

    What a bitch.

 

 

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