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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbra_Exe View Post
    You might be turning into a Sim. :v
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    A guy stood up and screamed, "MY SOOOOOON!!!" in the school computer room. Took a glance over at his computer and he was playing LoL.

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    Staff: "Wash the jewelry with soap and water before using it in your piercing."
    Customer: "What happens if I don't?"

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    I worked at a movie theater over the summer, and people used to ask me things all the time like, "Do you serve root beer floats?" and all those but the best thing that was ever said to me came from a guy I asked to leave the theater.

    I politely told him that his movie was in three hours and that he had to leave, he said "Why are you arresting me?"

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    Kids say some of the weirdest shit. The other day, a friend of mine's friend brought his two sons over. One's about 4, and the other is 6. The older one straight up said "we're kids, sometimes we lie".

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    Apparently, when I was a kid, my brother joked that I would marry a dog if I could (I'm not sure what the context was there, don't remember).

    My response, according to my mom, was:

    "I can't marry a DOG!"


    "...They have fleas!"

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    I was out at a restaurant last night with a friend. I was passively listening to some bros talking. The two phrases that stuck out most were "I'm the tinkerbell of men" and "there will be a street full of uppercuts".
    We all have our demons. If we're not fighting them, then we've befriended them.

 

 

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