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    To combine the subsauce topic with the sleeptalking topic, my first BF worked at a Quizno's and once asked me in his sleep if I'd filled up the sauce bottles. I said no, and he said "okay," and then got up and went to the bathroom.
         
       
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    My brother, sound asleep, "Tell me about the clown shoes!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tybby View Post
    Yeah, I just bugged a friend of mine and apparently we only call it "sub sauce" in canada (it's italian dressing)

    but the dude should have at least asked me like why would someone come to the conclusion that I'd like pickles drizzled in chipotle it doesn't make sense
    Yeah, given that this is Subway, it should be lots and lots and lots of mayonnaise lite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digitalpotato View Post
    Yeah, given that this is Subway, it should be lots and lots and lots of mayonnaise lite.
    that sounds delicious. I fucking love mayo
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    "ya ever have one of those farts thats like, hot, and feels a bit wet but when you check it's dry? Those ones that kinda hurt coming out and then stink to high heaven?"

    Even though I do know what you mean, I don't think we should be discussing this, random stranger.

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    "Those lightbulbs are only sometimes lightbulbs."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilvor View Post
    "Those lightbulbs are only sometimes lightbulbs."


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    Because when they are turned off, they are darkbulbs!

    Haw haw haw-

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    "Why do I always cry everytime I see Ibuki dead and Gundam's execution?"

    It depresses me that of all the characters in season two there are people on this planet earth whose favourites are Gundam and Ibuki holy shit

    (source) spoilers obviously

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    A guy I work with told me an insane story the other day of how he beat an inner city gang member almost to death because he carjacked and beat his mother and put her in the hospital. This guy is just a total beast and legit as fuck. Really chill too, to his friends anyway!

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    "I heal piercings faster because I smoke"

    I wish I could put lit up joints in these people's eyes. Don't worry, it'll heal quickly.

 

 

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