Weird things people say

[Rilvor]

Similar to "What grinds your gears?", this thread is dedicated to the weird things you hear people say on the day-to-day basis.

After saying "Just another day going to work", I had a gas station clerk reply: "You smell good for going to work."

In retrospect that is far from the strangest thing I've heard, but at the moment it came so out of left field so as to give me pause.

[Hewge]

I bet you do smell good and work-worthy, Rilvor!

[Archidae]

Hm... I've heard some people say "let's get a wiggle on" before.

[Damian]

Not from a stranger but it was a strange thing said. I asked if he preferred that i don't pun and he said "no, then you would be less more fun."

[Krespo]

Today, waiting for the bus: "Still have no idea how it got in the horse".

[Aakosir]

"You're probably going to have another girl since you've already had two." She said some other really insane shit and I'm just standing there staring, thinking "you have no clue what an X and Y chromosome are, do you?" Uh, I wish I remembered what else she had said!

[Gamedog]

I love out-of-context, bizarre speech. I can't think of any at the moment but I'll try to remember some today.

[Batty Krueger]

When I have my Hawk spiked and people ask if I'm even native American in a snooty voice. I reply yes, my grand father on my dad's side was a native. That shutem up real quick.

[BrazenBull]

I work in a restaurant and a guy ordered a turkey club sandwich without mayonnaise and the waitress that took the order said to the cook when she got in the back "Who orders a turkey club without mayo? That's the whole point of the sandwich."

Raised my eyebrow.

[TeenageAngst]

"Four doors equals four snores."

"You are all Bonfiglio."

And various other things I've heard over WoT chat because people forget their Kinect mics are open.