Corrupt a Wish

[Gumshoe]

Granted, it will instead fuse your fingers together so they become one, and the only way to separate them is to cut them off.

I wish I could walk on walls.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted, but you can't walk on anything else.

I wish the Internet at my mom's place was at least decent.

[Levi]

Granted, but you are forbidden from using it.

I wish my dog had not eaten my wallet.

[Symlus]

Granted, but the wallet cannot carry more than 4 notes of any size without them falling out.

I wish my PS3 wasn't broken.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted, but all your games suck.

I wish I could get that scrape of food unstuck from inside my wisdom tooth crater.

[Sonata]

granted, but it will pull out a chunk of your gums.

I wish I wouldn't sneeze so much.

[Tiger]

Granted, but now you have the hiccups quite frequently!

I wish I could go on a fishing trip with my aunt and uncle.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted the weather is awful and you catch no fish.

I wish the water pump wasn't frozen again. (it was -58F here last night)

[coyttl]

Granted the weather is awful and you catch no fish.

I wish the water pump wasn't frozen again. (it was -58F here last night)

Granted, but it will always be 58C outside.

I wish I wasn't so frightened of the little things..


(-58F? Holy carp!)

[Ibuuyk]

Granted, but you're frightened of anything that's not little.

I wish I didn't have to grind so much to beat that one level on that one game I've been playing on the couch recently.

(It's -72F now :V)