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    Quote Originally Posted by Agitoho View Post
    Granted, but now every other electrical thing in the your apartment suffers from interference. Your TV goes fuzzy, your phone is full of static, and your microwave's clock is always two minutes behind.

    I wish I could eat a small amount of food to stay full for hours.
    Granted, but the food tastes bad.

    I wish I could eat this trail mix without making such a mess. :v

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger View Post
    Granted, but the food tastes bad.

    I wish I could eat this trail mix without making such a mess. :v
    granted, but once you have finished eating, you're gonna vomit it back up

    I wish i had telekinesis..would make everything so much easier..and cooler

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    Granted. Whenever you use your telekinetic ability you also suffer from horrible migraines, vertigo, and nausea since it causes your brain to swell and press against your skull.

    I wish for world peace! Wears beauty pageant sash and throws kisses while waving like a queen.

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    Granted. A planet elsewhere in the universe gets world peace. Hey, you didn't specify which world!

    I wish I could speak fluent Spanish.

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    Granted, but you've now forgotten English! Such bad luck, Umbra ~<3

    I wish to be intelligent!

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    ¡Ay, que mala suerte! D:

    Wish for intelligence granted. However, you are now extremely forgetful. .w.,

    I wish I had tougher skin, both figuratively and literally. Cactus spines can be so irritating. :c

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    Granted, but it's a disease that causes your skin to thicken and have an irritating numbness most of the time. An ache when it flares up. Still, cactus spines definitely don't bother you at all. Actually they're therapeutic because pricks or scratches relieve some of the pins-and-needles feeling you'll grow to hate so much. So you find yourself constantly rubbing yourself on sharp or prickly objects. People stare, but you find yourself developing a tougher mentality to handle this unwanted attention.


    I wish I could telepathically understand animal's thoughts.

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    granted, but now they know that you know that there planning to take over the world so they maul you and leave you to die in the middle of one of their dens soon to be eaten semi-alive.

    i wish i had greater dexterity. (hand coordination)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viciviser View Post
    Granted, but it's a disease that causes your skin to thicken and have an irritating numbness most of the time. An ache when it flares up. Still, cactus spines definitely don't bother you at all. Actually they're therapeutic because pricks or scratches relieve some of the pins-and-needles feeling you'll grow to hate so much. So you find yourself constantly rubbing yourself on sharp or prickly objects. People stare, but you find yourself developing a tougher mentality to handle this unwanted attention.
    This is actually a pretty cool answer. :0

    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle GodHeart View Post
    i wish i had greater dexterity. (hand coordination)
    Granted, but now your hands and wrists are all you can move.


    I wish it was easier to coordinate meetups with my friends.

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    Granted, they have all lost their jobs, become homeless, and now crash in your living room.

    I wish I had 20/20 or better vision.

 

 

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