Corrupt a Wish

[rorick]

Granted, but poachers come and kill you and it while you sleep, skin it, and sell the fur on the black market.

I wish my senior year was over all ready.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted but you fail it and have to redo it.

I wish I didn't need to buy a WiFi booster for my desktop.

[Greg]

Granted but your internet will always cut off for half an hour when it's the most frustrating.

I wish I could have gotten drunk with my mates at last night's party.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted, but you got drunk on American beer instead of actual booze.

I wish there weren't so many interferences around so I could get 20 mb/s instead of 8-12.

[rorick]

Granted, but now you can only use your internet to view adult fetish sites.

I wish the weather wasn't so bipolar this year.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted, it's now retarded instead.

I wish the heater in my room wasn't so ridiculously sensitive.

[rorick]

Granted, it now stoically takes all challenges and insults, though it takes it too far one day, and burns down your house, despite your desperate demands and pleas to turn off.

I wish the temperature around me stayed constantly in the 60-70 degrees (Fahrenheit) range.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted but that also includes your body heat, so you die of hypothermia.

I wish public buses were free.

[Tiger]

Granted, but every time you want to travel with one all the seats are full.

I wish I had a nicer car.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted but you're head over heels in debts because it's so expensive.

I wish you got back on Skype