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    Granted, but it's old and broken down, owing to years of abuse. This requires you to replace it, despite your reservations.

    I wish taxes weren't such a pain in the ass to file.

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    Granted, taxes don't exist anymore but everything is 2x more expensive.

    I wish All Bran cereals didn't taste so bland.

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    Given, but now everyone that eats it has an LSD addiction. I wish I could control the weather.

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    Granted, but one day the weather becomes sentient and smites you in your sleep with lightning for making it your slave.

    I wish I could move out sooner than next week.

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    Granted, but you can't take any of your things with you.
    I wish owned an operational spaceship.

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    Granted, but the next day it disappears because the wish genie realized that you forgot a I in there.

    I wish ferrets didn't sleep 20 hours a day.

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    Granted, now they sleep 23.8 hours, only getting up to eat and use the bathroom in the twelve minutes they wake.

    I wish my job didn't have me close one night only to be in early the next morning opening. D:<

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    Quote Originally Posted by rorick View Post
    Granted, now they sleep 23.8 hours, only getting up to eat and use the bathroom in the twelve minutes they wake.

    I wish my job didn't have me close one night only to be in early the next morning opening. D:<
    Granted, but now you work non-stop night and day. I wish I had an epic fursuit.

  9. #129
    Granted, you have a epic fursuit, but it is to large for you to fit in.

    I wish I didn't have to work the superbowl shift.

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    Granted. You're fired.

    I wish I could repeat wishes without it being considered cheating.

 

 

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