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    Wish granted, but then someone steals it

    I wish I had some ice cream right now
    Quote Originally Posted by voicebox64
    Now he can have all the turkey with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing and tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce he wants.

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    Granted, but it's pistachio-flavored.

    I wish my schedule left me actual time to eat.

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    Granted, but now all you have is moldy bread, and no cash.

    I wish I was witty.

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    Granted. You become a fedora tipping, euphoric, constantly friendzoned, atheist, neckbeard brony that makes socially awkward quips at the most inappropriate of times.


    I wish my Photoshop thread had more entries.

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    Granted, but they're all terrible.

    I wish neckbeards were cool.

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    Granted, but then you realize that this is real life and that you're not living in a perfect world.
    I wish I had night vision goggles.
    Quote Originally Posted by voicebox64
    Now he can have all the turkey with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing and tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce he wants.

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    Granted but they're permanently attached to you so you can't go out during the day anymore.

    I wish weekends lasted longer.

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    Granted. Weekends now never end, which means you either have to work on weekends, which means everyday now, or die from lack of necessities owing to the fact you've spent all your money.

    I wish I wasn't such a horrible, horrible person.

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    Granted. Now nobody likes you though, so the content of your character makes absolutely no difference.

    I wish I could get more hours at work.

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    Granted, you now live in Japan and have to work 18 hours a day.

    I wish these headaches weren't regular.

 

 

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