Corrupt a Wish

[PepperHead]

A fairly common forum game, but it's not on here : o

So somebody makes a wish, and the person who responds after them must corrupt that somehow (and then make their own wish).

Example becauseIamnotgoodatexplaining

Person 1: I wish that I could become famous.
Person 2: Granted, but you become famous for being clumsy.
I wish that somebody could make me a sandwich.
Person 3: But it was made of everything that you greatly dislike.
I wish that ....
(etc etc etc)

SO I'll go first!
I wish that my homework was done.

[coyttl]

Hah. This reminds me of another game, which I'll post right after this..


Granted, but it's 100% wrong.

I wish for a quick winter!

[Tiger]

But you have no socks or shoes to keep your feet warm!

I wish I had some crunchy Cheetos right now (Legit! I already have root beer to drink!)

[Ibuuyk]

Granted but the crunchy part is actually bugs crawling all over 'em.

I wish I could think of a wish that cannot be corrupted.

[PepperHead]

Granted, but then you immediately think of how to corrupt it on your own!

I wish I could pump out high quality art at a fast pace.

[Ibuuyk]

Granted but you can't get a single commission no matter your prices.

I wish Tiger logged in on Skype for once

[PepperHead]

Awww x'D
Well at least I could draw I guess!

Granted, but she set her status to Invisible forever!

[Ibuuyk]

As far as I know she might be doing just that xD

I wish PepperHead had wished for something instead of breaking his own thread :V

[PepperHead]

*Face palm*

Your wish is granted, but it magically disappeared before anybody could see it!
(*her btw ;3)

I wish I didn't goof things up on the first page for the entire future of Weasyl to see x__x

[coyttl]

You didn't.
But it got caught by imgur and is now a Meme.

I wish that I was less stressed about things I couldn't change.