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    Granted, but the arm becomes sentient and strangles you in your sleep.

    I wish for unlimited not-counterfeit and not-stolen money for everyone in the world (except criminals and super-lazy bums)!

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    Granted, but the entire world descends into complete chaos and anarchy because of the economic collapse.

    I wish I wasn't tired so early.

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    Granted, but you don't get tired at all, and suffer from the effects of sleep deprivation without being tired, and since you are never tired, you can't get to sleep without a tranquilizer.

    I wish I could fly and owned a biplane.

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    Granted, but you've leaped into the past into the body of a pilot while in mid flight and can't go home..."Oh boy..."
    I wish everyone would get that reference

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    Granted, but now no one will shut up about it.

    I wish I could draw trees better.

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    Granted, but now it's the only thing you can draw.

    I wish I knew and could speak and write fluently in every language know to man, monkey, and dolphin. *Wait, wat?*

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    Accidentally replied to an older post.

    Granted, You could speak and write fluently in every language, at least until the tragic accident that left you blind, mute, and deaf.

    I wish I could live forever.
    Last edited by Chewy Lemon; 01-27-2014 at 07:57 AM.

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    Granted, but your body still degrades at the normal rate, meaning you're basically comatose after your 130th birthday.

    I wish for a wish.

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    Granted, but you just stole my wish which I promptly smack you and take it back
    I wish we all could just get along

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    Granted, but we're killed by invading aliens, because they don't believe in the concept of "peace".

    I wish I could use magic.

 

 

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